Distracted Drivers
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As Part of our Public Service we have complied a list of distractions everyday drivers are faced with.Here are the 20 worst types of driver distractions available so you can be sure to avoid them:
Radio Changing Riley
The Radio Changing Riley takes their eyes off the road to change the radio trying to find the latest Fergie Song
Shaving Steve
Shaving Steve is one that often runs late to make up for the lost time by snoozing the alarm, shaving steve must shave in his car.
Make up Molly
Make up Molly also often runs late and as a result of one to many snooze button taps she is forced to put make up on in the car
Newspaper Ned
Newspaper Ned is someone who needs to know what is going on in the world, but doesn't have time to read it at breakfast, nor does he get CNN
Text Message Tim
Text Message Tim is one who has to text back immediately as soon as they get a text
Car Nap Karl
Car Nap Karl is often those who stay up late watching back to back reruns on late night tv, or those who get mesmerized by infomercials. Car Nap Karls almost always have Cruise Control on their vehicles.
Bookworm Brad
Bookworm Brad is one of those who cant put down their book. These distracted drivers often pop up shortly after the newest Harry Potter book are released.
Lip Syncing Luke
Lip Syncing Luke, also referred to as Air Guitar Aaron because they often go hand in hand, are those who have to sing along to their favorite song. Often it is an Elton John or Kelly Clarkson song.
Web Surfing Will
Web surfing Will find it necessary to browse the internet as they drive. They can often be found on Facebook updating their status( “stuck in traffic@ alafaya & 50”) or twittering( “just ran another red light”)
Grill Master Gary
Grill Master Gary is one of those who love the taste of the freshly grilled burgers. Unconfirmed reports state that George Forman is a Grill Master Gary
TV watching Gary
Too Dangerous to picture
TV watching Gary is someone who needs to watch their soaps even in traffic. They can not miss an episode of “All My Children”
Road Head Ryan
All of us at some point have been a Road Head Ryan. These distracted drivers often don't have the time to pull over to the side of the road when their wives, girlfriends, complete strangers they picked up in the bar , or the “lady of the night” begins charging as soon as she gets into the car.
Drive By Dave
Drive by Dave is someone who briefly becomes distracted while performing a drive-by
Fast Food Frank
A Fast Food Frank is someone who can't wait till they get somewhere to eat, but don't have enough time to go into the establishment and eat.
Staring Contest Stan
You never know when or where you will be required to defend your title as the Staring Contest King
Jack off Jason
a woodie doesn't care if your stuck in rush hour traffic or not.
Homework Hank
A Homework Hank is often a procrastinator waiting until he's driving to class to do his homework.
Peeping Tom Pete
A Peeping Tom Pete peeps and creeps in traffic
Cell Phone Chad
A Cell Phone Chad is someone who has their phone conversations only in the car.
Drag Queen Dennis
Drag Queen Dennis is a distraction to other drivers. Often other drivers debate among themselves and stare trying to figure out whether or not it is a chick, or why that chick has so much facial hair.
