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As Part of our Public Service we have complied a list of distractions everyday drivers are faced with.Here are the 20 worst types of driver distractions available so you can be sure to avoid them:
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Written by our grandparents in the trenches of WWI and believed to have been lost forever, The Gentleman’s Guide gives you step-by step instructions on how to be successful. Check out The Gentleman’s Guide to Dating WomenFolk.
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4 milkshake 1 is a Mayonnaise Milkshake. Who will win the Russian Roulette of Milkshake challenge?
As a tribute to our good friend Spenser- Ryan, Mike, and Chris decided to write a song about Spenser instead of paying attention in class.
Guitar-Ryan
Vocals-Mike
Recorded by-Chris
This was recorded on a cell phone
24 ways to have a great time with mayonnaise. Party at my place – bring the mayonnaise and it WILL get freaky.
Picture this… a chill get together turned into a bizarre club full of debauchery and sin once “Pokerface” plays on the radio.
Facebook video blog: Missing a friend while alone. Took the time to say hi.
Originally a Facebook video blog, some team cha0s members showing off their dance skills. filmed on webcam
The Man Quiz determines the amount of man you are.
WRITTEN BY RYAN “THE HEAT” and MIKE “THE HAMMER”
1. Your ideal “lady friend” -
A. Is at least a 6, DTF, can recite the Man Laws from memory, and bait her own hook
B. Can protect you from bullies, shaves her chin, and has trouble fitting through the door
C. Is cute but is saving herself for her husband. She talks about cats a lot.
2. The perfect first date -
A. Dinner at Hooters, and back to your place to watch Fight Club and play hand ball — her hand, your balls.
B. Enter her into a chicken wing eating contest where she wins and gives you the prize: a gift certificate to Bed Bath and Beyond.
3. Your drink of choice at a party is -
A. Whiskey, motor oil, and steak sauce. Chaser: Boobs.
B. One glass of wine, and call it a night.
C. A virgin strawberry daiquiri and if you’re feeling squirrely, maybe a mojito
4. Your dream job -
A. Street fighter by day, Ron Jeremy by night
B. Interior Designer
C. Make-up artist for the stars
5. A man’s car -
A. Dodge Viper
B. PT Cruiser
C. VW Beetle convertible
6. A man’s truck -
A. F150
B. Honda Ridgeline
C. You wouldn’t be caught dead in anything other than a Miata
7. When you go out to eat, you order -
A. Raw steak, beer, more steak, whiskey. Dessert: Bullets.
B. A light salad, fruit cup, and a Diet Coke
8. A girl is mildly interested in you. What do you do?
A. Tell her to stand back for safety and whip it out.
B. Ask her how many bars she has on her cell phone
C. Tell her you feel the two of you have a real connection and would like to get to know her better over a soy latte.
9. You meet a girl and exchange numbers. She texts you later to say hello. What do you do?
A. Inform her you have picture messaging enabled on your phone, a raging boner, and would like some assistance
B. Shut off your phone
C. Tell her she doesn’t have the same cell phone service as you, and to call you back after 9:00.
10. You bring a lady back to your place, but your two roommates are home. What do you do?
A. Inform her that she is going to the train station, where trains run all night and the caboose is up for “grabs”.
B. Ask your roommates for a few moments alone
C. Tell her you have a big day tomorrow and it would be best if you parted ways for the night.
11. Another man compliments your form while working out at the gym. How do you react?
A. Tell him that you will kick his ass, knock up his sister, and burn down The Gap.
B. Thank him for his words of kindness and give him pointers on his squat thrusts.
12. In third grade, a fifth grader eats your snack pack and calls you a sissy. What do you do?
A. Choke him out, rip out a fistful of your own chest hair, and bang your teacher.
B. Kick him in the tool bag and pinch him really hard.
C. Scream, cry, and tell on him.
ANSWERS: Determine your most frequent answer choice and scroll down
MOSTLY A: You are a MAN! You can kick Chuck Norris’ ASS and he knows it!
MOSTLY B: Sometimes you tuck it in to see what it’s like!
MOSTLY C: Didn’t take the quiz – hands too busy with Elton John’s package
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