The Constitution
Words The Slap-a-ho tribe lives by:
Mission Statement/Preamble
-Trail of Tears to Chokeabitch,Az
-For Centuries our people have been persecuted, misunderstood and shunned by nagging bitches
-Our missionis to keep ho’s in line all over the world
-We are never afraid to Slap-A-HoFAQ’s: Is it approprite to slap-a-ho?….
In front of her dad? Yes
If her dad gets froggy can you slap him? No, Thats for fags.He gets choked.
Is accepting picture messages cheating? No not if the ho is hot
It is NOT permissible for a tribesman to be unfaithful to his ho. Unless, two or more of the following conditions apply:
the new ho is hotter than the old the new ho is disease free the new ho is willing to do things in bed your old ho wont the new ho is at least in high school the new ho is a once in a lifetime oppertunity If your old ho wont put out after 6 hours or 2drinks…It gets too expensive after that If you have a better chance with her sister and/or friends If it is included in a bet with another tribesman
If any of the following adjectivies describe a ho,she is not worthy of being the ho of a tribesman:
mouthy, clingy, chunky, sweaty, hairy, stank, bitchy, rough, mountain man-ish, lumber jacky, muscular(overly), DUFF, prudish, loud, burrly, educated, needy, independent, prickly, sickly, pale, mayonaise, dumpy, cottage cheese, delinquent, used, tainted, loose
