Who We Are
We’re pretty much a big thing. Team Cha0s was born out of the bottom of a keg one night. Several games of Beer Pong, and even more shots Team Cha0s was born. Team Cha0s resides on the Slap-A-Ho Tribe’s reservation at Chokeabitch, Az
Ryan
Ryan-Chief Redhand- Look, I’m not just a bag of muscles with a painfully big cack… I got some brain to go with my brawn. I’m a recent graduate of the University of Central Florida. I sit down when I wipe, and am currently ISO an experienced/busty cougar that enjoys a good time. Suck it
Mike
Medicine Man Mike-Team Cha0s-WE’RE PRETTY GOOD
Chris
Chris-The Gather-Recent Graduate of the University of Central Florida. Can be found hanging with friends, procrastinating, and just chilling. Saving the world from commies and those bastard Nazi Zombies.Completely humiliating 10year old kids who think they are awesome at Call of Duty.
Diego
Diego-Head Hunter- Attending the University of Florida. Enjoys verbally bashing children on Halo, lookin hott, and hunting for head. Has a mad laser shot.
Frank
Frank-The Ginger (Cause every group needs one) Currently attending Florida Institute of Technology. Enjoys fucking shit up, shaving, watching his friends drink mayonnaise, and eating cheese burgers.
Jesse
Jesse-Fire Medic to be, taking care of the group. Enjoys swallowing whole hotdogs, pitching tents and riding trains.
Josh
Josh- The Defender-Attending the University of North Florida. Enjoys beating small, helpless people at sports and then doing victory dances until they cry. Is usually found roaming playgrounds looking for challengers.
Rawlin
Rawlin- honorary member- attends University of Central Florida. Pimpin’ ain’t easy but he keeps his bitches in line
Porter-
Porter- the “Backup Ginger”
